(Source: glitterme-lovely, via katelynannee)
“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.
(Source: -andrews, via tomhardigans)
iamsoldierzack:
Oh wow, that’s a well done screen - WAIT THAT’S A DRAWING.
tommothehomodirection:
Saw this and just had to post it, I died when I saw it. Even Iron Man knows what is up.
i died.
Anonymous Asked:
have you made $$$ with tumblrtasks(.)com yet?? my bff just raked in 3k last month its crazy
My answer:liek omg.
xkristinaann Asked:
WAIT. ARE YOU SAYING THERE ACTUALLY IS A BOOK BEING READ BY TOM THAT I CAN PURCHASE? BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT PLOT LINES OR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENTS IF THATS THE CASE *end capslock screaming
My answer:GO FRACKIN LOOK UP THE REDNECKLACE ON YOUTUBE.
OR BETTER YET JUST WATCH THIS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx_gYSCRPpw
i made unhuman sounds.
xkristinaann:
can there be a series of audio books only read by Tom Hiddleston?
because I would like to buy them all.

THE RED NECKLACE.
SEX FOR YOUR EARS.
(Source: kewlstraycat, via pinmeupp)
Anonymous Asked:
Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
My answer:lol and both halves of me dont give a fuck (: